timecannotberewritten:

dovahqueene:

iwishlilbwasmygrandpa:

There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying

at least you don’t bleed them out every month

you make a compelling argument

(Fuente: runningfromfaggots)

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

bigstupidbaby:

ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum

• amount of plotlines/plot devices i have:9898678
• amount of stories i've completed:0

shessosumptuous:

So homosexuality is a sin but high heeled sneakers aren’t

(Fuente: charmslapped)

abhortion:

movies based off books are bad but books based off movies are so much worse

deanwinchesterprays:

Dean doesn’t need pie, Cas.

Dean needs you.

slydig:

lovemenowtill4ever:

slydig:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

Uhm……that was her room number not part of her name

why would her room number be zoey